adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
Happy 9th birthday, Half-Blood Prince! (16 July, 2005)
ah the first harry potter book i gave up on
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID IT
I’m seriously fucking impressed.
God may not pay attention to starving kids in Africa, but he definitely hears the prayers of soccer moms who don’t buckle their kids up!