"I’m just doing my job."-Said by every cop, boss, lawyer, politician, and judge to avoid culpability for their own immoral actions. (via rustysmile)
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
You can dig a ditch and bury yourself in it if you have anything against pit bulls based on the breeds name itself.
Tell me again about these “aggressive breeds.”
Femme C3PO - STAR WA
That’s an awesome laytex/PVC suit!!
a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED
degrees fahrenheit degrees
This police officer used some of the weed he confiscated to make pot brownies. He and his wife had a little too much, and the resulting 911 call is hilarious.