I love walking around staring at all these hot ass women everywhere and thinking to myself:
Damn. My girlfriend is hotter. :)
Holy shit. How the hell did I pull this off? Seriously. She’s a complete and utter sweetheart, she’s crazy about me, AND she’s one of the most beautiful creatures I’ve ever seen.
At least once a day, I ask her to pinch me to make sure I’m not dreaming.