September 2011
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Crazy dream...
So I had this really crazy dream last night where I was a chick. With stubble on my face. And a boyfriend. Who left me because I was in love with Sadie (girlfriend)… And I went snowboarding. In a T-shirt. And slippers. With a toy snowboard.
WHAT THE FUCK?
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Hunting....
Remember, the whole reason hunting licenses exist is to limit the number of animals you’re allowed to kill, because if you just declared free reign for everybody with a gun, everything in the forest would be dead by sundown. Even the trees would be mounted proudly above the late-arriving hunter’s mantles. It’s safe to assume that when the game changes from “three...
“We shoot the Deergoose. It’s indigenous to my island.”
– The Pest